Funny hat one.


Oh, I was Jester Boy,

giving it all away ….

Published in: on March 24, 2007 at 9:35 am  Leave a Comment  

“Practice makes perfect, yes I can prove it.”


Stick this up yer jumper all youse Blues hating morons. So what if it’s only the NAB Cup I hear youse larf but I know deep down all you followers of the lesser teams woulda loved this fine trophy and $220,000 smackaroonies in your cabinet.

Until the start of the season proper I’m a gunna wallow in my magnificent Blues victory crapulence. I vow to be a far more arrogant, loud and obnoxious fan in the future.  

Go go go you mighty mighty mighty blues.

Published in: on March 18, 2007 at 2:49 am  Leave a Comment  

‘cheap holidays in other people’s misery …’

Man at desk one.

Do I really wanna holiday in the sun? Irrelevant as Bob Hawke would say, I’m having one like it or not so at least the Imp has some decent childhood memories of the surf and the sea and the sand and all those reasons beyond my control.

See you in about three weeks while WWW-wise I’m at the mercy of uberslow, uberexpensive out of town internet cafes and badly funded public libraries.

If I drown then I guess I’m a klown and if I don’t I may talk to the world at my MySpace blogs (umooku / sedictionary) , if I feel inclined.


Published in: on February 24, 2007 at 3:53 am  Comments (1)