Stick this up yer jumper all youse Blues hating morons. So what if it’s only the NAB Cup I hear youse larf but I know deep down all you followers of the lesser teams woulda loved this fine trophy and $220,000 smackaroonies in your cabinet.
Until the start of the season proper I’m a gunna wallow in my magnificent Blues victory crapulence. I vow to be a far more arrogant, loud and obnoxious fan in the future.
Go go go you mighty mighty mighty blues.
Here noone talks of the blackfellas (except as a footnote in a brochure) who to my eyes are not to be seen here anymore. One of the place’s extinct species. The whitefella has divided, subdivided, hunted, fished, swam, profited and now today, when I read the paper, is also winning the culture war. With fearless warriors Windshuttle and Bolt at the fore soon the blackfella’s sad fate will be mentioned no more.
Read a local history page and find out more.
Hero or heel? You decide. Whatever, at just a miserly $2.oo at the local op shop for a double album set of his broody and magnificent sixth, in this case, it’s yer mug punter who’s the winner.
An Extraordinary Rendition [take 1.]
Genre – UNKNOWN
Bass, Guitar, Voice, Sampler, Drum Machine.
” …. can you hear the voice ….?….
can you hear the voice ..?..
it’s an extraordinary rendition …”
‘I was sold down the river
to the red slave trade,
orders given,
plans were laid …. ‘
At the moment SEDICTIONARY is me and drummer from Reservoir and the first(easy) ask for the lads from Reservoir(e) is the epic tome, PUNK FLAG which is a rewrite of WIRE‘s Pink Flag which, by the way, is how you play the blues.
METHOD
Take a photograph
and turn it black and white.
Paint on a small black moustache
and you will have the most extraordinary rendition.
It may be of a funny little man
or maybe an evil little man
or someone just like you.
Small black moustache one 2007
(Artist – for legal reasons he won’t own up).
Medium (WWW, digital)
umooku 